Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@coconutghost007 @izla_zandz REASON #1...SPARKLE BUDGET TOO SMALL.
Trespassingghost þ@coconutghost007
Reason #2 Mariah was not about to be out-fashionista'd RT
chunkeymonkey81: @izla_zandz REASON #1...SPARKLE BUDGET TOO SMALL.
1h Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@coconutghost007 @izla_zandz REASON #2: IDOL SET TOO SLIPPERY FOR SOLES OF MEDGES
Izla Zandz þ@izla_zandz
chunkeymonkey81 @coconutghost007 LMAO Reason #3 Adam is allergic to bosoms.
Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@izla_zandz @coconutghost007 REASON #4 HIS HAIR WON'T FIT INTO THE FRAME. CAMERA MAN OVERRULED HIM.
Izla Zandz þ@izla_zandz
chunkeymonkey81 @coconutghost007 Reason #5 Lambert would not sign a veto on ever wearing spiked shorts or ponchos.
Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@izla_zandz @coconutghost007 REASON #6: IDOL WANTED HIM TO HAVE BS IN HIS BAG AND HE JUST COULDN'T COMPLY
Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@izla_zandz @coconutghost007 REASON #7: THE WGWG'S UINION OF AMERICA THREATENED TO BOYCOTT IF HE MADE THE PANEL
Izla Zandz þ@izla_zandz
chunkeymonkey81 @coconutghost007 Reason #8 Lambert turned down the Idol gig cuz he had prior commitments with some retro Brit band.
Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@izla_zandz @coconutghost007 REASON #9: ADAMS SWEETNESS WOULD THROW RANDY INTO A DIABETIC COMA. IDOL'S INSURANCE COULDN'T COVER THE RISK
Izla Zandz þ@izla_zandz
chunkeymonkey81 @coconutghost007 Reason #10 Lambert turns down Idol because he couldn't be arsed. "I couldn't be arsed," he said.
Reason #11
Izla Zandz þ@izla_zandz
chunkeymonkey81 @coconutghost007 LMAO! Lambert would only sign if Randy agreed to never say "dawg" in his hearing. Randy refused. Fucker.
Teletubby Hellspawn þ@chunkeymonkey81
@izla_zandz @coconutghost007 REASON # 12: NO KALE AT IDOL'S CRAFT SERVICES TABLE.
Chunkey's REASON #10: SHOW WORRIED THAT THE VOTERS WILL VOTE FOR HIM AND NOT CONTESTANTS
