ATop Limericks
An original
O'Chloe Limerick for @adamlambert:
There once was a guy who could sing
And had a cool skull on his ring
With a heart of gold
And a bravery bold
He inspired just by doing his thing
(By @radiochloe - 03.17.12)
www.twitlonger.com/show/gfmgho**********************************************Q3I just had to give this limerick thing a try!! I once heard an Idol contestant and WHAM
Since that moment my life has be bedlam
He auditioned covering QUEEN
And sang "Ma-ma" like a dream
Now we're headed to Knebworth to see Adam!!!!!
**********************************************murly
Adam's a great-looking guy
With eyes that are blue as the sky
And hair that stands tall,
But that isn't all:
His glambulge will poke out your eye!
**********************************************aleksandrakvI loved it!!! Here's mine, composed in less than 5:(((
There was a hot singer from Cali
Who dreamed to become the next Freddie
He burned all the stages
And rocked all the ages
Until he ended up with Sauli!!!
**********************************************8toinfinityHere's my limerick attempt:There once was a crooner named Lambert
Dressed to kill from his boots to his glam-shirt
But if you're a gal
He'll just be your pal
Unless you're hiding a prize 'neath your damn-skirt! ;D
**********************************************lindag23 1Here's my limerick ...There was a wild child from L.A.
Who could sing the worst blues away
When his body was movin'
Everybody'd start groovin'
And joy would light up the day.
lindag23 2Where oh where has the time gone
Why don't I ever get chores done
I just couldn't stay focused
When Adam pics surfaced
Oh wait gelly posted anot ........
**********************************************midwifespal 1We analyze every last shirt,
We squee and we flail and we bert.
Should he be "skeered"?
We
named his damn
beard!
GIVE US MUSIC AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
midwifespal 2At "Mama" he melted our hearts,
At "Womaaan"....some
*cough* other parts;
With each new appeal
He sweetens the deal--
Small wonder he's storming the charts!
I got nothing more that's new, but if you're collecting
Adam-limericks, I'll add one I wrote, golly, over a year
ago now, in response to some horrible homophobic
comment on an EW article (hope that's okay and not
an obnoxiously self-important thing for me to do :-[).
Might be good to keep in mind when we get future
comments-section-rage :
:
midwifespalOh dear, what a dreadful tirade!
To respond? Or to just let it fade?
But our boy will be dandy--
He's divine Pop-rock candy--
He outshines the bigot brigade!
**********************************************momtomanyAdam's strutting! Adam's singing with Queen!
I soon will be flailing
In Moscow, regaling!
Sonisphere will crown him King.
**********************************************theosgmaOK Can't resist. I will play tooThere once was a fan board Atop
Adam shakes it and all of us drop
Dead as a door nail
Then up for some more flail
Oh please BB don't ever stop!
**********************************************animated 1Limey fun ...lets play...
Few thought he could ever be a star,
There were many who thought themselves loftier by far,
But he ended wowing Queen
Now everyone wanted to be with him and be seen,
A voice, a poise, none can be at par…..
animated 2Here's one more about my A'topian experience...I went into the internet one day
For a nice time of reading and play
But a board called A’top had my fancy
And could not help but be chatty
Even though I had nothing to say
**********************************************smokeyveraOkay you suckered me in, here's my lame tryThere once was a young singer from Hollywood
When all said no, he screamed he could
Now he's a star
Fuck those below par
Just wish we could peak at his manhood
**********************************************lifeisnow2I had to give it a try!We all loved our rock star called Glambert
As he fell into glittery dirt
He said "that's enough"
"I need to change up my front"
Now we love him as leather and Lacebert
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